I recently pet-sat for my daughter’s four dogs: two large boxers (Titan and Hazel) and two small mini pinschers (Rubble and Remi). They’re all friendly and affectionate, but each has its own personality, as well. Remi is the youngest and just turned one. She still exhibits a LOT of puppy-type behaviors, like pottying indoors on occasion, grabbing things to run away with them, and chewing on anything she gets her paws on.
When I went to their house, I took my laptop to work on freelance editing and also made sure to pack a few books I’m reading. One was an early Christmas gift from my sister, Terri. We both love mysteries and like many of the same authors. One of our favorites is UK author, Elly Griffiths. She has three mystery series, and I especially like the two featuring Ruth Galloway and DI Harbinder Kaur. Knowing for sure I’d like it and hadn’t read it yet, Terri sent me the latest Harbinder Kaur book, Bleeding Heart Yard. It’s a great story and pulled me in immediately.
One evening, I had the book set well back on the nightstand, thinking I was being careful. But I hadn’t considered that jumping up on the bed to reach interesting objects was easy for Remi. The next thing I knew, the sound of ripping paper met my ears. My wonderful new book was flung to the floor with pages 321/322 ripped out and lying in several pieces. (Sorry Terri!) I rescued the book right away and set the pieces aside, realizing the pages were from later in the book and wouldn’t be needed right away.
The next morning, I decided the best way to make sure I hung onto all the pieces was to tape them together and back into the book. A few were too small and mangled, so I certainly hoped enough of the print remained to get the gist of the paragraphs. With tape in hand, I began reconstructing, while matching up words.
Suddenly, to my horror, I realized my eyes had landed on a section with an all-important sentence…”X X has admitted to the murders.” What are the chances that in those 30 seconds of jubilant grabbing and chewing, Remi would choose one of the few pages that revealed the killer?! I had to laugh, though. It was almost as if she were playing detective and sharing the solution to the mystery with me.
Lucky for me that my main goal in reading a mystery isn’t just to solve the puzzle, although I do that to a certain extent, of course. I love the way mystery series authors weave their interesting characters into suspenseful plots and reveal more about the people in each book. Will I finish reading Bleeding Heart Yard even though I know the name of the culprit? You bet! That doesn’t make much difference to me, except that I’ll be reading from a somewhat different perspective. I’ll be looking to see just how artfully the author reveals the rest of the clues and keeping an eye out for any red herrings.
So Remi wasn’t “in trouble.” But I certainly was reminded to be even more careful about where I set things when she was around!
Oh, no! Of all pages to chew! It reminds me of a dog we once had named Oscar. He chewed, too, sometimes. Once, he chewed a book I’d bought as a gift. So..I had to get another copy. The things dogs do…
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That was an expensive chew:)
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a wonderful tale of mischief and minor mayhem: the culprit revealed already! Sounds more of a fun read than Bono. Enjoyed this post ๐
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Happy you liked it, John, and sorry that Bono still isn’t working out:(
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๐ that’s okay, Becky; he’s wearing a sort of hang-dog look as we speak; I think he suspects he’s going back, unread —
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Oh…but he’s still so handsome.
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btw great title ๐
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Thanks, John!
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Ohh, Remi is sooooo cute!
This is a funny tale, Becky. Thank you!
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She is a cutie. Thanks for reading, Resa! I could hardly believe it at first:)
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Dogs and kids know exactly where the buttons to push are. Not sure how they do it, but they do.
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You’re so right about that, Pat!
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I suspect that there is neither guilt, nor shame on young Remi’s part!
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I’m sure you’re right, Liz:)
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Wow, Becky, what a story! Perhaps Remi fancies herself as Kinsey Milkbone, sleuth associate of Sue Grafton’s investigator Kinsey Millhone…
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I bet you’re right, Dave, another of my favorites. Thanks so much!
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And such a cute play on words, Dave:)
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Thank you!
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Wish that I’d thought of it:)
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You’ve often put words together in great ways, Becky!
And as Sue Grafton might have said, “Q is for quip.” ๐
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Excellent!
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I’m holding my hand in front of my face, so you won’t see me laughing. Can you believe the dog did the damage in the most inopportune spot? That would never happen in a million tries. Thanks for sharing your story. ๐คญ
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I know it…right? It was my pleasure, John. As you know, it’s fun to write about our furry friends:)
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Dear Becky — We’re puppies until we’re three. Your pal, Teddy Bear T. Dog
Martha here — I had a dog who would get angry at me if I left them for a week or two. TWICE that demon destroyed books, both were precious to me. My dad’s Shakespeare and a copy of the English Hexapla I’d gotten incredibly cheap at a used bookstore and can never afford to replace. I wonder if Remi misses his people and exacted revenge?
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That’s possible, Martha, but she’s been known to do similar things even when her people are home:)
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I guess it’s just her! She’s beautiful.
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Thanks; she is pretty cute!
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Oh, Becky! Everything has to go into drawers or the house needs to be baby proofed…puppies. Your new book. But then the look on his face, and all is forgotten…including the name of the murderer. I hate to say this was a fun story to read, but it really was and anyone who has had a dog…understand it completely.
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I had a puppy many years ago, and he was much calmer…or maybe it felt different when I was younger? It felt fun to me, too, after the first shock wore off:)
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Sorry about your early Christmas gift.
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It’s okay; all the other pages are intact.
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A fun post that had me laughing and I sure needed that today. Thanks. ๐
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I’m happy if it added to your day, Pepper. Thanks for reading and commenting!
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Oh, my! I was already intrigued by the fact you were caring for four (!) dogs and thought that would be the gist of this post. But for one of those dogs to lead you directly to the murderer was a whole new twist! I admire your attitude to read the rest of the book and look for how the author weaves in clues and red herrings. It’ll be a learning experience…for you. Now, that naughty little Remi…
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It certainly was a new twist to me, too, Tracy:) Yes, Remi is a handful!
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A very, very cute handful.
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True. That helps:)
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And he looks so innocent. That “Who, me?” expression is priceless. I’ve never had a dog, but the stories of the silliness they can get up to seem endless. At least Remi didn’t chew up money, as one of my friend’s dogs did. On the other hand, revealing a key plot twist is its own kind of irritation!
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Oh, chewing up money is a new one to me! Yikes! Thanks for sharing that, Linda:)
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Puppies will be puppies. There was no malicious intent so you can’t be angry. Four dogs is a lot to take care of and a puppy adds to the crazy mix. Could not have been boring. I’ll have to check out that series of mysteries.
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Yes, it was a busy time! The series by the same author about Ruth Galloway is also VERY good, Marlene.
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I’ll look them up AFTER Christmas! ๐ Have a good one.
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You too, Marlene!
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One look at that face, and you just have to forgive her!
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So very true, Ann!
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That’s so funny, Becky! Spoiler by dog. Our dog is a Newfoundland. She’s a big dog, but fortunately not apt to jump up on things, even as a puppy. I do remember quite a few incidents from when there were kittens in the house. They go everywhere!
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Thanks for reminding me about cats, Audrey! I had an experience with a “downed” Christmas tree and chewed lights many years ago. That was also a major challenge.
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Greetings. I bet the author would get a kick out of this situation. Maybe send a copy of this essay to her or her publisher?
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That’s something I hadn’t considered, Neil. Thank you, and I’ll think more about that possibility!
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Four dogs in the same houseโmust never be a dull moment. One of our labs destroyed everything when he was a puppy. She would rip up her dog bed and shred it to pieces. Thank goodness they eventually grow out of that stage.
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Yes, it’s very lively, Pete! There have been some ripped dog beds here, too, along with chewed boots/shoes, stolen underwear, and the list goes on:)
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Remi with the big reveal! Imagine the suspense if you’d waited until you got to page 320 before piecing the next page together. It is an interesting way to read the book now though – you may see more clearly how the writer does it!
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That would have been a great title for my blog post, Maria! Yes, I think the author’s writing process will be clearer to me this way, instead of looking back to see it. I still don’t recommend reading a book this way:)
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Oh, my goodness! Remi wanted to take part in the mystery, too. How funny! ๐
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Yes, she wants to take part in EVERYTHING! Thanks, Cecelia:)
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Omg thatโs almost the plot of a movie!
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Seems like it:) Thanks for reading!
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You may be more accurate than you know it. Without giving away the plot of Magpie Murders:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magpie_Murders ๐
Perhaps all you needs is a few more chapters/posts?
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Maybe!
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In Magpie Murders the entire last chapter (not one page) is missing, and the editor uses clues from the book to find itโฆ
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Oh, interesting idea!!!
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And well executed!
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Good to know!
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Funny but you can not blame Remi
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No, I don’t blame her. She was just doing what puppies do:)
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Yeah it’s okay
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Aw pup! Spoiler alert… I agree with you though, sometimes reading even when we know an outcome can be interesting, especially as you see how the author is weaving in clues. ๐
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Exactly! Thanks, Cristy, and I hope things have been going well for you.
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Oh no, bad doggie! Great story though ๐
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Thanks so much!!!
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Your dog is adorable!! Hard to see how such a cute dog could cause so much trouble haha!
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Yes, looks can be very deceiving!
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Oh crikey! But maybe the person who confessed to the murders didn’t do it? That can happen.
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True, but it was quite late in the book for that:) I still enjoyed finishing the book!
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OMG what were the chances that the ripped page revealed the murderer! I’d be upset at the time but totally laugh at it later as the doggie was helping you solve the mystery lol.
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I know! Crazy:) It does seem funny now. I think that I’ll always keep that book!
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What a delightful, ‘detective’ story, Becky. Puppy behavior lasts longer than we wish sometimes. ๐
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Thanks, Mary Jo! Yes, it does sometimes linger…
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Ah yes, exuberant young dogs! How funny that Remi discovered the murderer. I guess she thought that you were taking too long to get to the “good part”, so she’d help you out. LOL I would definitely keep reading, too!
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Yes, I could hardly believe it at first:) My mistake, of course, was trying to tape the page together right then. I should have just waited. All was well, and I still enjoyed my book!
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It was fun to see Remi. Thanks for your insights on the book too. Hugs.
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Happy you enjoyed it!
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a wonderful story; I chuckled through it ๐
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Happy you liked it, John!
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Thatโs so funny, Becky! Spoiler by dog. Our dog is a Newfoundland. Sheโs a big dog, but fortunately not apt to jump up on things, even as a puppy. I do remember quite a few incidents from when there were kittens in the house. They go everywhere!
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Oh, yes! I remember one Christmas with a kitten:)
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Puppies will be puppies. There was no malicious intent so you canโt be angry. Four dogs is a lot to take care of and a puppy adds to the crazy mix. Could not have been boring. Iโll have to check out that series of mysteries.
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Yes, they keep me on my toes!
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What a cute dog!
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She’s a honey:)
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